31 7 / 2014

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30 7 / 2014

asammyg:

How messed up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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30 7 / 2014

humansofnewyork:

"What’s been your greatest accomplishment?""Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives.""Why is that important?""It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s been your greatest accomplishment?"
"Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives."
"Why is that important?"
"It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."

30 7 / 2014

drake & josh

  • 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • 2: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

30 7 / 2014

28 7 / 2014

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know anything about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

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28 7 / 2014

I am so excited to eat here again !

I am so excited to eat here again !

28 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

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27 7 / 2014

unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick

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27 7 / 2014

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26 7 / 2014

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26 7 / 2014

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26 7 / 2014

25 7 / 2014

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